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Have you ever wondered what purpose you serve on this cold, lonely earth? Wonder no more! Due to popular demand (i.e. - a death threat from the PseudoAntiChrist, Kit-san, herself), I present to you a list of life meanings sure to give you an idea of what the crap you ought to be doing!

Or, frankly, not.

Instruction Manual: Choose your meanings according to the letters of your name - the order the meanings appear corresponds to their would-be importance. The last meaning of your name is the overall completion of your life. Dwell on it like the sad person you obviously are.
I see a little sihouetto of a man... Ex: Your name is DELIA
I see a little sihouetto of a man...D - Bubbles
I see a little sihouetto of a man...E - Scorilliantness
I see a little sihouetto of a man...L - Manga
I see a little sihouetto of a man...I - "Quid excreto?!"
I see a little sihouetto of a man...A - 42

Scaramouch, scaramouch,

A
- 42
Will you do the fandango? B - 357
Thunderbolt and light'ning, very very fright'ning me-! C - Strawberries
Galileo, Galileo D - Bubbles
Galileo, Figaro E - Scorilliantness
Magnificoooo-! F - 7
I'm just a poor boy, G - Lawn Gnomes
No-body loves me, H - HALO
(He's just a poor boy,) I - "Quid excreto?!"
(From a poor family!) J - Potato
(Spare him his life from this monstrosity!) K - Anime
Easy come, easy go, L - Manga
Will you let me go? (Bismillah, no!) M - Children of the Corn
We will not let you go, N - Duck Porn (credited to: Babo-Baka)
(Let me go!) O - PRIZMA
Bismillah, no, we will not let you go, P - Swirly Vortex Thingy . . .
(Let him go!) (No, no, no, no) Q - PINK FLAMINGOES
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, R - Lack of Meaning
So you think you can stop me and spit in my eye? S - The Sexy Smurf
So you think you can love me and leave me to die? T - Kookaburrah
Ohhh, baby; can you list' to me, baby? U - Chickens of Mass Destruction
Just gotta get out, V - Grided
Just gotta get right out of here, W -
Oooooh... Oooh, yeah, oooh, yeah.. X - Triad ('cause Kit-san said so)
Nothin' really matters, anyone can see; nothing really matters... to meee. Y - RAMEN!!
Any way the wind blows... Z - Music
And finally, the SUB-MEANING to EVERY life out there, despite all background or upbringing, is Freddy Mercury.
Did you get all that? Good, now move on to Step 2>>